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dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

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teap0ts:

is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am

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like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA

like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK

CHOP

KICK

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5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

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imightevenfly:

princessmoran:

my favorite game is “shit i lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go”

also “i shook my blankets to find my phone and it went flying across the room into a wall.”

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